Those were probably the most interesting things anyone could ever know about me,and I promise you that every single statement is true. Just in case you don't feel like you really know me on a personal level just yet, how about I talk you through someof the things in the world that I like, and some of the things in the world that I absolutely cannot stand.
Things I quite like:
- Cheesy pasta.
- Cheesy pasta with sweetcorn.
- Pineapple on pizza
- And people that agree with me.
Things I really don't like:
- People that don't agree with me.
- People that are prettier than me.
- People that are funnier than me.
- People that are more talented than me.
- My old driving instructor.
- Sports Days
- And most people.
I reckon you probably feel like you and I have been best friends for years after that extremely insightful introduction of myself. I think it's best that I end this first blog post here before I over-Chlo all my secrets and scare you off. Optimistic of me to think you're still here, isn't it.
Well, that's enough about me for now. I'm sorry that your 'bored in lockdown' scrolling brought you here, but I promise from now on things are going to be much more interesting now the boring stuff is out of the way. I'm planning on sharing some of my funniest stories, life hacks, DIY attempts and maybe even ways to keep the boredom at bay for the next four weeks if I can figure some out.
Thank you for taking the time to read my first blog post. I hope to see you again soon.
Make sure you stay safe and stay away from mean driving instructors.
Ciao for now,